5.03.2009

Not Me! Monday


While it's STILL raining outside, I'm writing this to somewhat cheer meself myself up. Sorry, I think pirate talk is getting to me. Hence, I shall tell you of what I have (not) done this week. It's a theraputic way to share my wanderings and guilt, while you get a crack up out of it! It was thought up by MckMama and that blessed woman has every person in the whole wide world quite a few of us doing it now.

I did (not) become a total germaphobe yesterday during Sunday School. I did (not) tell a kid to sneeze in his elbow just so germs wouldn't fly on the person next to him. No, I'm really not a germaphobe at all. Nor did I freak when I saw the same kid (who sneezed in his hand) grab the glue stick and did (not) order the kids to freeze and put their hands out for Germ-X before they touched anything. And I mean anything and everything. Stupid Swine Flu.

I did (not) want to build an ark because of all this rain. I used to like rainy days... now it's just making me sleepy, lazy, unproductive, etc. I mean, it's NOT. I don't remember the last time I saw the actual sun. Hmm...

I did (not) sort of do a dance when mom mentioned Picasa to me the other day when I complained about not having a photo-editing program that can really edit. By all means, I'm (not) excited now. Now I can (not) do anything I want (with pictures, that is.)

I did (not) convert my Facebook to pirate code (ahoy matey) this week when people (ahem, my mother and her fellow S.A.H.W.s) were talking about being saucey wenches and such. By the way, I, too, am (not) a saucy wench. I did (not) want to know what the heck they were talking about; by the way, my blog is also known as my Pillagin' Territory. Yes, that's right, a Pillagin' Territory.

Ahem. or ahoy...

I am (not) irritated that I haven't heard from Disney yet. Right now, I'm just planning my life for the next 9 months around school. No, wait... 7. Yes, I'm (not) scheduled for 10 hours this summer, 15 in the fall. I think it's 15... hmm.

Hope y'all have an amazing week, enjoy it. And if y'all see sun, let me know how it is. I haven't seen yellow sunlight in 4 days. It's killing me :)

4 comments:

mrosev14 said...

Well we have sun here, it's hot and bright. I personally don't think you're missing much, but if Disney finally gets back to you, you will be able to experience it yourself.

MaggieBrown said...

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Anonymous said...

Hi Lauren,
Not to be creepy or anything, but I stumbled across your blog from MckMama's link and we have SO MUCH in common. Just to name a few: our majors, coffee, political views, love of vera bradley...there were more but I can't remember. It's too bad we live so far apart (I'm in New England) otherwise I know we'd be friends!!!! =) =)

Amy - AKA - TigerMommie said...

Thanks for stopping by In the Tiger Den.......I first discovered Gymboree bubbles when I was teaching play classes.....They are so great! And I never get tired of watching kids with them.......Hope you hear from Disney soon............