I got the job!!!!!
Alright, so I know I was mysterious. Here's what it is. Camp Counselor at Space Camp! As in, the U.S. Space and Rocket Center, one of the seven wonders of the world.
I kid you not, I drove by there today and looked at the Saturn V and thought, "I want this job SO bad... how cool would it to be to work at a place with a giant rocket?" And now I know... it's very cool, indeed.